knob-cheese (fromage a la cock)

residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!

christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!

by siwann November 12, 2003

Knob Cheese Toasty

The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.

Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.

by pard0x November 12, 2009

door knob cheese

its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.

dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese

by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Cheddary cheesey knob

Martin daly grouse has the most cheddary cheesey knob in the entire universe

Wash your dirty cheddary cheesey knob Martin

by Martins mate April 2, 2023

knobcheese

there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath

chris is a knobcheese

by chris wheal April 23, 2004

Knobcheese

The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour

Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese

by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005