Knitting Patterns

Free Kniting Patterns, Cardigan Patters, Sweater Patterns, Afghan Patterns.

Website about knitting models. Free knitting patterns and knitting tutorial.

Knitting Patterns by imknitting May 8, 2018

ripping my knitting 

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

ripping my knitting by marganin January 6, 2011

masturbatory knitting 

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

masturbatory knitting by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

rip ma knitting 

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol

"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.

rip ma knitting by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

Vaginal Knitting 

Knitting from wool that has been inserted into ones vagina. Term coined by Australian TV channel SBS2Australia in reference to performance art "Casting Off My Womb" by artist Casey Jenkins

Everyday I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me... and then I pull out the thread and perform vaginal knitting.

Vaginal Knitting by mrb200 December 24, 2015

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

Nut Sack Knitting by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.

Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!

Life Knitting by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 23, 2012