Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Knitting Circle

A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk

We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.

by dewlytle September 13, 2010

Kittatinny

Known more commonly by its acronym "KRHS", Kittatinny Regional High School is a 7-12 grade public school in Northwestern New Jersey. You've definitely never heard of it, and it's in the middle of nowhere. With just over a thousand students minus the declining enrollment, it's not the smallest school, but surely not the biggest either. Ninety percent of the students are waving confederate flags and are conservative by default. Nearly everyone wears camo for no reason, and we have some days off for hunting season. Almost every family owns at least two guns, and if you meet someone who isn't a nazi, hunter, or jerk, they're probably too busy for you anyway with the very few good extracurricular activities, like wrestling or theater. If you're a racial minority, you'll be worshipped by the white kids making up most of this school. If you're LGBT+, I can speak from experience that you will not want to go to Kittatinny anymore. The football team really sucks, but you go to the games anyway. In no way, shape or form, is Kittatinny an open or accepting school, but at least you won't get beat up for being different, whether that means being a furry or a good football player. You will hate it here, but hey, why not make some dishonest, bad friends that vape in the bathrooms for no reason while you're at it?

If you go to Kittatinny, you're in for a hell of a ride.

by Lasaganba lashana January 31, 2018

Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010

knitpacker

1. highly prudish and high-strung person (usu. white female) from upper-middle class suburbs who can't stay out and have a good time because she has to go home and 'pack' or 'knit' or other such assinine 'obligations'

2. also, someone (usu. white female) who cannot refrain from delivering minute and unjustified critism, i.e. nit-pick

Guy: Why're you going home so early... it's Friday night!
Knitpacker: Yeah... but I have to go home and organize my linen closet.

by azaad79 December 9, 2008

knitted

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

by pLexT June 14, 2010

Knittin' Up Traffic

Weaving through traffic; not cutting cars off so much as dodging them on your way through at a slightly higher rate of speed.

Damn, dude, you should've seen this close call. I was knittin' up traffic this morning, ridin' out on the slab, and a lady came driving out of nowhere, cutting me off with no brake lights. I almost hit her!

by NevynTheNomad July 22, 2011