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Kittatinny 

(Ki-tuh-tin-ie)
Kittatinny is a high school, in Sussex County, NJ of about 1,000 kids. Starting from grade 7 to 12, it's comprised of kids from Fredon, Hampton, Sandyston-Walpack, and Stillwater. KRHS has about 3 students that aren't white and everyone knows who they are. Mostly run by the pick-up driving, confederate flag-waving, tobacco-chewing 'hicks'... everyone else who doesn't fit into this category isn't considered cool. The athletics here all suck, and you can't think of at least one occasion when we actually won something in sports. Actually, the only sport anyone cares about here is wrestling. It's the only thing Kittatinny is known for, even though we can never beat High Point. When one hears Kittatinny they can't even pronounce it and have never heard of the school before. All the students here, even girls, go fishing and hunting and we are probably the only school on the planet that has off on the first day of hunting season.
KRHS is basically in the middle of nowhere surrounded by cow farms and vast nothingness. Everyone knows that Sandyston is a shit town comprised of about 5 students in the entire school who all stick together and talk to no one else. Most people hang out with kids from Newton, and know what you're talking about when you say Pope Dope. For every Kittatinny student the best times of the year are 'the corn maze', 'the fair', and 'AC'. Most people live on more than an acre of land. Call it Kittatinny, Kitt, or KRHS it sucks either way.
Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Kittatinny
Kid 1: What the fuck is that? how do you even say it?
Kid 2: We were once good at wrestling
Kid 1: ohhhhhh.. how do you say it again?
Kittatinny by HICKKKK May 12, 2011
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Kittatinny 

Known more commonly by its acronym "KRHS", Kittatinny Regional High School is a 7-12 grade public school in Northwestern New Jersey. You've definitely never heard of it, and it's in the middle of nowhere. With just over a thousand students minus the declining enrollment, it's not the smallest school, but surely not the biggest either. Ninety percent of the students are waving confederate flags and are conservative by default. Nearly everyone wears camo for no reason, and we have some days off for hunting season. Almost every family owns at least two guns, and if you meet someone who isn't a nazi, hunter, or jerk, they're probably too busy for you anyway with the very few good extracurricular activities, like wrestling or theater. If you're a racial minority, you'll be worshipped by the white kids making up most of this school. If you're LGBT+, I can speak from experience that you will not want to go to Kittatinny anymore. The football team really sucks, but you go to the games anyway. In no way, shape or form, is Kittatinny an open or accepting school, but at least you won't get beat up for being different, whether that means being a furry or a good football player. You will hate it here, but hey, why not make some dishonest, bad friends that vape in the bathrooms for no reason while you're at it?
If you go to Kittatinny, you're in for a hell of a ride.
Kittatinny by Lasaganba lashana January 31, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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