klinks

The symptoms associated with withdrawal from opiates

"The opiates had begun to dissipate from my body, and the klinks were starting to kick in."

by slow rider January 30, 2015

Klunke

Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.

Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.

by WeedMongerer May 18, 2011

krunksauce

Adj. Drunk
or
n. Alcohol

"I'm so krunksauce!"
or
"Let's cop that krunksauce."

by ninaisthebomb May 22, 2008

Klunkety Klunk

The sweet definition given to a goal scored during a game of soccer when the ball ricochets off of the goal post and lands sweetly at the mercy of the striker to bury it..

On some games consoles the trick is to master where on the pitch you need to shoot from...

Long pass from Benayoun... finds Harewood.... passes cygan...skins past Ashley Cole...shoots!!... oh its cannoned off the post....it falls to ZAMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zamora finishes with a Klunkety Klunk from 10 yards out!

West Ham 3, Arsenal 0

The FA Cup is finally going home to Upton Park!

by RoonaY January 7, 2006

klinkshit

any n00b that thinks he is the shit, is extreamly stuck up ,wears plad pants, and is just and all around ass

Jedi: Klinkshit was being a compleat n00b agian today he refused to share his calculator games.
Klinker: Hey is that me???

by alskfjkdlkejflajsplekds November 1, 2006

Klunkers

(Can Also be used as 'Klunks')
Some sick fly Shoes. Generally for someone with gigantor(BIG) Shoes.

"King Klunkinitus! Dose are some sick Klunkers! They go beautifully with your slappies!!" Peasant

"Why thank you kind sir" King Klunkinitus

by Kleetis III May 28, 2009

Klunknut

A person who is so stupid their actions defy human ability to comprehend.

I can't believe what a klunknut Kim is, she colored her blonde hair blonde to avoid being the reason for blonde jokes.

by bones1971 July 31, 2009