klunked

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

by ms. froggy September 29, 2012

up yer klunge

A phrase which can be used to repel people. can also be used to express annoyance with oneself.

"Hey, can you just come over here and give me a hand with this set of bagpipes?" "No, Up Yer Klunge"

by Griselda September 11, 2006

klunyk

A person with a obsessive personallity that amounts to no personal development in life and who's computer hard drive is filled with porn.

That lonely looking dickhead across the street having a wank is such a klunyk.

by DK Chezz July 21, 2006

Klunch

1) To really get deeply involved something (A video game, book, movie, etc. Not a situation or relationship etc.)

2) The act of fishing with a empty cannister of vasaline

1. "Geez, look at John, He's really getting Klunched!"

2. "Hey Jane, do you want to go Klunch for catfish?"

by Mithos Cordelan October 16, 2007

Klunge plunger

A device used to Plunge the Klunge (Vagina).
A.K.A A dildo

Jeez, i just caught your sister using her Klunge plunger.

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

klunks

when something/someone is sub par or doesnt meet expectations or breaks down. Also can be used to describe a feeling or state of mind.

"hey dude, your car is pretty klunks"
"hey im not feeling too well today....i feel klunks"

by Hoss182 December 7, 2011

Klunk

The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !

by Bunter October 13, 2004