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Kline and Dash

To intentionally, or through negligence, break a piece of functionality, immediately before going on vacation.
Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"

Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
by HomageToHuman December 15, 2010
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Klise

1. a German surname.
2. Americanization of German name Kleis.
3. Klise, Kate. American author.
4. Klise, John J. "Happy". Ohio oil and gas industry founder.
Kate's last name is Klise.
by Klise October 14, 2008
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Kive

What you type when you intend to end a letter with "love", but you are so sleepy from writing sappy letters that your hands are on the wrong place on the keyboard... ie. right index starts on the "H" instead of the "J" on home row.

It then becomes an insanely cheesy word for "Love".
Kive,

Your Sweetie
by ~jill~ March 3, 2009
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Kliker

Those who "klik". Kliking is the action of making games and applications though the use of software created by Clickteam, makers of klik&play, The Games Factory, Jamagic, and Multimedia Fusion.
Dude, you're a kliker? Hook me up with some of that shibby software, man!
by David Kolibaba February 2, 2004
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khive

A term used as a slur by racists, sexists, and other conservatives
KHive, used correctly, describes a group of progressive democrats who celebrate things like the utter destruction of Prop 8, accomplished with the help of then-California Attorney General Kamala Harris.
Used incorrectly, it is hate speech against black voters specifically, and more generally, against anyone who does not put the needs of White Heterosexual Affluent Males above all others.
"What? She didn't want to elect a Green Party puppet in the Democrat Primary? Probably Khive. Make five new Twitter accounts and fuck her up."
by the modhatter August 6, 2021
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Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives!

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв
Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.
by Nancyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019
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kilven

The best dude that you will ever meet. He is funny, intelligent, and just an overall amazing person. He is a great person to spend the rest of your life with.
Shirley: Do you see that dude Kilven.
Ann: Yeah
Shirley: I could see myself marrying him.
Ann: He must be awesome.
Shirley: Yes he is!
by CKALDD July 29, 2014
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