Klingon

A person who is very clingy.

Jimmy: I just started seeing this girl and man, she won’t give me any space nor let me breathe.

Marlon: Jimmy my friend, you’re dating a Klingon.

by Chocoboywonder October 14, 2021

Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Klingon sex

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.

"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

by PimpWyld November 28, 2004

klingon beer

Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.

I wanted an MGD, but all they had left was some kind of klingon beer.

by MACV July 21, 2008

Klingon Arse-Pinch

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.

Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

Klingon President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

Klingon mind meld

The act of intercepting an incoming headbutt with one of your own. Not a particularly wise course of action unless one has an exceptionally tough skull, or your opponent was foolish enough to headbutt someone wearing a helmet.

I saw Frank and Scooter fighting behind the gas station. Frank grabbed him and went for a headbutt, but Scooter reared back and turned it into a Klingon mind meld!

by PTTG May 4, 2015