Coined by Alvin Hua based on the "legendary" Kevin Tran of Oxford's Class of 2017, it is to be very clumsy when it comes to playing sports in P.E., thus getting stupidly hit in the face or in the balls by an actual ball.
2nd definition: to be ridiculously infuriated to the point of everyone else finding it hilariously comical that you're hella mad
2nd definition: to be ridiculously infuriated to the point of everyone else finding it hilariously comical that you're hella mad
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A supposedly "good grammar school" for only girls
Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.
This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.
-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK
Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school
- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)
Pros of Kevihs
- Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives
- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care
Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.
This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.
-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK
Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school
- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)
Pros of Kevihs
- Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives
- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care
"You go to Kevihs?"
"Yaah"
"You guys must be so fancy. a gRamaR ScHooL"
"Were in the middle of Handsworth fam"
"Yaah"
"You guys must be so fancy. a gRamaR ScHooL"
"Were in the middle of Handsworth fam"
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by whiteboy1234 January 1, 2012
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He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.
by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015
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Coined by rapper J.Cole in the song "Kevin's Heart", the phrase references actor / comedian Kevin Hart, who in 2017 was famously filmed cheating, on his pregnant wife in a now viral video, captured by Miami paparazzi.
Coined by rapper J.Cole in the song "Kevin's Heart", the phrase references actor / comedian Kevin Hart, who in 2017 was famously filmed cheating, on his pregnant wife in a now viral video, captured by Miami paparazzi.
Lisa: "... and that's how i found him fucking that bitch" Nicole: "Damn girl ... he had Kevin's Heart all along :'(.
by DivideNConquer May 28, 2018
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Hey, it’s Kevin Cross! I can tell because of his huge black dick! I can trust him around my bitch because he loves the Lord :-)
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