kleeman

The reproductive organs of a female platypus.

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."

by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

Klemen

Klemen is a very hot and handsome dude that everybody wants as a friend or a boyfriend and can turn a straight dude gay in a matter of seconds. He is most often spotted rocking an afro or some other hot hairstyle. Guys named Aleksander are naturally attracted to him. He is an absolute Chad and eats pasta with basil pesto on the school bus, even though his main mean of transportation is his Pony bike. Also has an amazing taste for dark humor

Tyler is looking hella cute today.
Tyler?!?! Have you even seen Klemen

by Klemen is epic November 8, 2020

Klemmer

Klemmer is a unit of account equal to a million.

Synonym: a million

When I was a kid, a Klemmer was enough to retire on. But with all this central bank money printing, I think I will need at least 3 Klemmers to stop working.

by FitzSimmons January 28, 2021

Kemma

accident in the sheets; may include a wild kevin and a CRAZY emma.

Person 1: Last night was weird....

Person 2: ...

Person 1: Bitches maaaaaan
Person 2: ...

Person 1: Kemma.

by Beasy42069 December 18, 2022

Klemao

A combination of kek and lmao, used when something is just that funny or just to confuse your friends.

"That joke made me Klemao!" Friend: "Nigga wtf"

by throbby August 26, 2018

kleem

kleem is little thursday boys cum. kleem can be used for anything, it can cure muscle disease causes my gnomes (or in general) regenerate bones, cure cancer, bring people back from the dead, englongate your elbow skin, activate your dennis gland, etcetera.

bro i love kleem

by HeatherNikkii July 25, 2023

Klemen

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a contagious smile. He is smart and really good looking. He is also very athletic and has a great body.

He stays by your side no matter what happens. He is the best :)

A: Klemen is such a funny guy.
B: I know. That is why I like him.

by MYAHI MAYAHO MAYAHAHA November 3, 2017