Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010

kissing lead

A euphemism for suicide by gun.
It was common for bullets to be made from lead in the old days, as well as inserting the gun barrel into the mouth to fire as a common suicide method, hence kissing lead.

Such a shame that a young man with his whole life ahead of him ended it in a dingy gas station by kissing lead.

by MadameTesla November 15, 2014

henry kissinger

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

by MRT2 September 24, 2008

Skeleton Kissing

When two people make-out by rubbing each other’s teeth together instead of using the lips and tongue. The resulting contact makes a disturbing gritty tapping sound.

Person 1: "I was at a party and two people started skeleton kissing. It was the weirdest thing I have ever seen."

Person 2: "Dude, that is disgusting"

by whalebones September 5, 2009

kissing your teeth

A sound that is made with the mouth to show disapproval or anger toward something. Literally means kiss my ass. This action is commonly used amongst Jamaicans and other West Indians...

Person 1: You know your wrong.

Person 2: *kissing your teeth* I don't give a shit!

Person 1: Fuck you!

by kuruaisaburu March 25, 2012

Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

Chicken Kissing

When a couple kisses each other with closed-mouth pecks, repeatedly, moving their head forward quickly each time. Commonly done by middle schoolers or high schoolers, when they don't know how to make out

*two kids walking through a school hallway see a couple pecking each other's lips*

Kid 1: Ugh. It's so gross to see people do that

Kid 2: Yeah. I hate to see people chicken kissing.

by Holy Houdini October 27, 2015