Kirtland

a tiny city in Ohio, has few stores and an allaround crappy school system. it clutches it's tiny pocket of fame through the melonhead legends, and the morman "kirtland temple" it is near Willoughby, Mentor, and Cleveland.

person 1: Where do you live?
person 2: Kirtland!
person 1: where the hell is that?
person 2: -sigh- near Mentor.

by No Comment <3 February 23, 2009

Mads Kirkmand

An individual commonly seen performing strange or weird actions.

Billy: "Hey Mads Kirkmand what are you doing?"

Mads Kirkmand: "I'm just looking and masturbating to 9/11 Memes!"

Billy: "I see. Carry on with your day!"

by Filthy_John May 25, 2018

Murray Kirman

A pimped out player who knows how to get his. While a murray kirman may only stand at about 5'6 he's atleast 7feet tall when laying on his back and his feet are wide as a bear's paw. Known for his exploitation of women and his extremly legendary large penis. Murray kirman is also known to punk a motherfucker in a split second, While rivaled by noone and praised by all, murray kirman is the definition of having "been there and done that" Also a murray kirman can be found in the city of Sherman Oaks in Los Angeles County usually representing himself as only a real G can in his "OLD GUYS RULE" T-Shirts and when asked about anything worth doing he can more than not be found answering with the only answer a beast of a man like himself can answer a question with "It was good, it was not great". Also this man's took a trip to the store at age 11 and his explorations and adventure's were captured in a 5 book series called The Death Dealer" written by Frank Frazetta. A murray kirman is also known by his bathroom shower which has been said to be big enough for 3 very large people but for his uses he can only squeeze himself, a slender thin woman and his extremely large penis in that mystical of all places where magic and sexual perfection is achieved.

"I gotta go work more rickshaw hours downtown so I can get murray kirman his money"

by thatguy1980 November 4, 2011

kirthanan

A big sexy beast. A big hit with the ladies

Every father wants their son to become like Kirthanan

by Kurtbabu November 20, 2015

Kirtaner

Botchs' gay lover

Botch and Kirtaner have hot anal sex all day.

by Botch July 15, 2003

kirtland hills

A bunch of "Wanna-Be Cops" who were too pussy to sign up for Cleveland's sixth district police department. So they became uniformed revenue collectors with guns and tazers. They especially love to pull over teenagers, call their parents, and falsely claim that they have beer in the car so that they can search their vehicles in hopes of finding something to charge them with. They never harass their own affluent residents. Rather, they work the Mentor/Concord residents traveling on Route 84. In fact they even sit in Mentor City property (O'Connors Gas Station) lurking in the shadows for their next victim!

Kirtland Hills Cops have pulled over everyone in our family with lame excuses numerous times in Mentor.

by Pissed off in Mentor January 11, 2008

Kirtaner

MILF MILF MILF...er DILF?

Kirtaner has mondo wangage

by Anonymous August 18, 2003