Kirking Out

Leaving the scene, your communication is over. One who has either left the scene or has ended his/her conversation.

What Captain Kirk said when he was done speaking with someone on the communicator.

I am kirking

by Les B. Labbauf June 4, 2004

Kirking

A person that is a giant pussy, often gets offended by the Internet. They have a gaping vagina and claim nothing makes is sore. However, a combination of retardation and being ugly as fuck helps to prove otherwise.

Why are you always kirking ? You catch feeling all the time like a little bitch.

by Easyp August 9, 2016

Kirking

When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.

Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.

by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018

Kirking

The act of shitting your pants while at work or in public.

If I let this fart go I'm probably going to be kirking myself

by Vengenze June 3, 2014

kirking out

What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.

I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

Kirking

1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.

Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.

Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.

by Die Jude November 16, 2010