Jagger Kimmel

Jagger Kimmel, he is a goat, he dunks on peoples moms and can bust a move in a exemplanary fasion

Person 1: "Jagger Kimmel called Tims Mom Godzilla"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

jack kimmell

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c

hes a jack kimmell when it comes to video games

by kimnmell March 16, 2021

KIMMEL MUSCLE

The reflexive strength that tightens when silenced, making the word return, louder and unbroken.

When the voices of dissent were muted, the crowd flexed its Kimmel Muscle and turned silence into a louder chorus.

by kelamist September 23, 2025

kimmel

To gaslight about a terror attack.

'Stop trying to kimmel we know it was antifa what did it!'

by FunkyColdMelina September 25, 2025

Jimmy Kimmeling

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure

My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.

by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025