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Kieran

Kieran is a funny, kind and friendly guy. He’s athletically fit and has a sexy body. He’s loyal to the girl that he is with, materialistic seeing as he knows what he wants in life, and is an amazing person to be around. If you know a Kieran your life will never be boring, he’s one of the most amazing people to be around 💞
Is that Kieran?
Omg of course look how sexy he is!
by yourfaveb❤️ May 22, 2019
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Farmer kieran

A person who goes by the name of kieran who keeps a secret stash of barn porn in his room. He farms his goat every day and twice on sundays. This means that his penis is very sore and over done. this results in a very high amount of smegmaand general cheese.
Kieran farmed his goat so hard it bled.
kierans stash was discovered and he claimed it wanst his, ripped it up and threw it away, he later stuck it back together with farm juice. (cum)
by Rigel_7 February 5, 2005
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kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza
that kieran brown is a complete waist of time
by myman42 May 7, 2019
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Pulling a Kieran

Pulling a Kieran is when you are ill and you haven't eaten, but your squad beckons to go on the night out and due to your weakened state, you have a few drinks and you end the night spilling your guts into a gutter.
"Oh man, did you see him last night?"
"No what happened?"
"He ended up 'pulling a Kieran'!"
by officiallyatit May 25, 2015
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Kieran

Now this is a guy who can charm anyone without them even realising.

Fun, friendly but also a little mysterious.
A total stud in the bedroom with a magical penis of wonderment!
Girl 1: that guy seems like he is packing

Girl 2: must be a Kieran

I had the best sex all night last night Kieran fucked like a demonic bunny on acid!
by xLondonx February 20, 2019
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Kieran Howe

Kieran howe literally means bLoNdE and has forehead big. Also knOwn as Kevin
Nobody:
Aeroplanes: Let's Land On Kieran Howes FOREHEAD
by Jack Lakin October 5, 2019
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Kieran

A name that describes an extremely masculine and superior figure who can resurrect dead puppies with his good looks and charming personality. Often known for doing really badass things, like beating up an army of great white sharks with a motorcycle.
Girl: I want to fuck him because he's perfect in every conceivable way.
Boy: That motherfucker is a Kieran.
by TakeThatSenja May 26, 2011
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