Skip to main content

Kidnap our Plans

To "Kidnap Our Plans" (Verb)

When you invite a group to come together for a special occasion or an event you planned, and then one or more of the people you invited shows up and tries to convince everyone to ditch the current plan in favor of what they really wanted to do instead.
Example One:
"Hey everyone lets take a vote, who wants to eat at Applebee's instead of grilling hamburgers"? Hey man you accepted to join us and grill out, don't try to Kidnap our Plans to suit yourself".

Example Two:
Guy driving the car: "Golden Corral is gonna be a great buffet after all the moving we did today".
One of four people in backseat: "Oh hey I invited another friend and he doesn't like Golden Corral, so where are we gonna go instead guys"?
Guy driving the car: "Well I don't know where Y'ALL are going but I'M going to Golden Corral"!

One of four people in backseat: *Returns to the phone* Hey man the invite is a YES or NO, you won't be able to Kidnap our Plans.
mugGet the Kidnap our Plans mug.

uber kidnaps

a wonderful uber service that is set out to find whomever you choose.

the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.
person 1: haha u suck!
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.
by mili geo bot and you July 9, 2018
mugGet the uber kidnaps mug.
Related Words

Kidnap

To seize and confine usually for a ransom. This can be done a few different ways: By force, by trickery, or by conking somone on the head and stuffing them in the trunk of your car.
The common tools used in a kidnapping are:
Ether
Guns
Knives
Candy
Don't forget though, when kidnapping someone try not to attack them while they're wearing high heeled shoes. They could wind up kicking you in the crotch/chest depending on your gender.
A common kidnap scene:

Mr. Doom: Hey kid, come over here.
Walter: What for mistah?
Mr. Doom: I want to give you something.
Walter: Okeedokee! ^_^
Mr. doom: *grabs kid and stuffs him into the trunk of his car*
Walter: Mmph...
Mr. Doom: I win. Huzzah!
by spaZmodius December 30, 2005
mugGet the Kidnap mug.

Kidnapping

" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"
mugGet the Kidnapping mug.

Kidnapper's Deluxe

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.
Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.
by Silentwatch January 11, 2009
mugGet the Kidnapper's Deluxe mug.

Kidnap

A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.
Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold
by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016
mugGet the Kidnap mug.

kidnapture

word to define a combination of kidnapping and capturing of an enemy force; kidnaptured, kidnapturing, kidnapturer, kidnapturee
The Lieutenant warned his Soldiers of the threat of kidnapture in an Najaf to impress a smoking hot female.
by russtee1979 July 13, 2009
mugGet the kidnapture mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email