A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.
1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.
2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
by DigitalWings January 2, 2009
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Contrary to popular belief Kindergoth has nothing to do with age. Kindergoth is sub-fashion of the Kinderwhore grunge fashion. Kinderwhore was a fashion originally created by Courtney Love(the late Kurt Cobains wife) back in the grunge era. Kinderwhore fashion consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and peter pan collared dresses, slips, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary–Jane shoes. Kindergoth is Kinderwhore with a gothic color scheme.
Goth: My preferred asthetic is Kindergoth
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.
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Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 2, 2018
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People ask me where im from
I say Tolland.
Heaven would be too modest for a place like that.
July is the best fucking month ever.
People ask me where im from
I say Tolland.
Heaven would be too modest for a place like that.
July is the best fucking month ever.
by smell0 May 14, 2004
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I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
by SuperSonicX September 4, 2006
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