keyboard

what im using to type

uhm keyboard

keyboard by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Keyboard

A device you use to commit crimes with

hey dawg, im gonna commit sum cybercrimez with my keyboard, u wana join in?

Keyboard by LemyLemonLem March 12, 2025

Keyboard

A piano-like device containing musical instruments and settings that is being played in music

I've been rehearsing my psalms on the keyboard

Keyboard by Divic January 20, 2026

Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom 

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

keyboard boredom by Tad Strange December 16, 2015