Large-breasted, dim-witted, former pop singer, whose career was revitalised by cheap frozen food giant, Iceland.
Typical Kerry Katona quote: "I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids."
by Five-Oh May 28, 2007
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Generally has dark hair and eyes with a big friendly smile
Generally has dark hair and eyes with a big friendly smile
Kerry is so awesome!
by Kerry-guy November 12, 2019
Get the Kerry mug.Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"
Bartender 2 - "yup."
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"
Bartender 2 - "yup."
by Gwatanova December 4, 2010
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Get the keiry mug.Big ass , big boobs, perfect curves , her hair is so beautiful & her eyes can catch a nigga real quick they may not be colored but every time I look in her eyes I fall in love over & over again. She is a very special girl. She is outgoing and she is so gorgeous I can't even explain, but don't get me wrong she's also a freak but she definitely is a keeper she's the type you introduce to your mom and show off and the type you want to marry, she unforgettable , she'll make you fall in love with her so quick it's unbelievable if you have a Keiry don't loose her your going to regret it. She's crazy as hell but you'll get used to it. She argues with you because she is scared she'll lose you , she's been hurt so many times so she makes you go nuts to make sure you'll stay
Friend : ' oh man stop thinking about her
Me: '' I can't , bro she's Keiry ( turns around ) her smile is in my head & her love is in my heart she's unforgettable
Me: '' I can't , bro she's Keiry ( turns around ) her smile is in my head & her love is in my heart she's unforgettable
by Alexbigdaddy November 26, 2015
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