is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.
by bromp July 24, 2009
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by Theketrinlover December 21, 2015
Get the ketrin mug.To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.
"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."
"What do you mean?"
"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
"What do you mean?"
"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
by fist taco February 24, 2010
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He punched me last night in the pub, I gave him a kettlin this morning and he won't be doing that again.
My girl wouldn't call me Nate the Dawg so I gave her a kettlin.
My girl wouldn't call me Nate the Dawg so I gave her a kettlin.
by Giffer2 June 18, 2009
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a very incovenient situation where your out and about with no public toilets anywhere and your in desperate need of a poo with no where to go. similar to turtle heading. except instead of the turtle head popping out. this is a meer-kat popping out.
2 people walking down the road together and suddenly..
person 1> ooo oooo i really need a poo!
person 2> well theres no toilets.
person 1> we'll have to find one i'm meer-kattin here, quick lets go!!
person 1> ooo oooo i really need a poo!
person 2> well theres no toilets.
person 1> we'll have to find one i'm meer-kattin here, quick lets go!!
by tre29 January 11, 2008
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by Brotha lawless July 5, 2012
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