Ketchup on a Lobster

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

by Billiest March 8, 2010

ketchup addict

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.

Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....

by KetchupKing November 7, 2013

Ketchapp

An app company that spits out tons of side scrolling obstacle games and advertises at least 3 of their own games on one you're currently playing. These games usually lead to frustration and annoyance.

He threw his phone at the wall after playing Circle by Ketchapp.

by SirDinkleHeimer November 5, 2015

Ketsy

A unique name for a really hot girl with a big ass and amazing legs. This girl doesn't take shit from anyone and will fuck you up if you mess with her. People with this name can be very moody, but they do have a very nice sensitive side, and are very good in bed.

Anyone would be lucky to have a Ketsy because she’s one of a kind.

Man 1: I’m so lucky to have ketsy

Man 2: You are she is amazing and unique and one of a kind

by Natalia Cortez November 25, 2018

ketlyn

A girl who isn’t afraid to say what’s on her mind, she’s also very beautiful and confident, and she’s also loving and caring to those around her.

Damn bro have you noticed how thick ketlyn is 😮

by vivibrazil April 18, 2019

ketchup shwetty

A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!

by YAWA August 14, 2017

ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes

That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

by The Sweet Dragon September 26, 2010