flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014

fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

raspberry kerplunk

Receiving fellatio while taking a shit and drinking a Raspberry Snapple Iced Tea (made from the best stuff on earth TM).

Arpy was stressed out after a hard day at the lab, so Ben gave him a raspberry kerplunk... What a pal!

by backer January 1, 2009

Kermit-kerplunk

Kermit kerplunk is boomer slang for 67

Person 1: what did you do on the weekend
Person 2: just watched some kermit-kerplunk videos
Person 1: awesome!

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

Oscar Kerplunkladdy

The name that you give ur pet hampster that you love so much but sadly killed by leaving it in the hampster ball forgetting to let him out and therefore starving him to death.so sad

I just killed Oscar Kerplunkladdy! Fuck!

by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019

kersplunk

The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone.

I flashed the people at Wal-Mart, and it was a total kersplunk.

by Harry Manback November 29, 2006