Kermitface

The look you have on your face when there are no words to describe how you feel because someone says or does something incredibly stupid, hilarious, or unbelievable. In it's most perfect form it looks exactly like Kermit the frog's face.

After seeing, and disregarding, a sign reading "Do Not Enter", Jeff drove his car up the exit ramp of the parking lot, over the security spikes, then complained to his co-workers about having 4 flat tires. Upon seeing and hearing this, they all kermitfaced Jeff for his stupidity.

by KermitCPhT March 16, 2014

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kermit slip and slide

commit suicide

"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

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Kermit's Razor

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.

Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."

by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022

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kerrie

Kerrie is the most sexiest/fittest lass in the world, can pull any lad she wants, normally good at dancing, good at most things especially sex, she's a nice and caring person with a deep heart, she dosen't like too hurt her loved ones, she's a party animal, and she loves her drink

Definition of kerrie.

by joshridge10 May 11, 2012

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