keber

the mix of kecewa and berat (indonesian) meaning that you're very disappointed at someone or in a situation.

“ah gue keber banget”

by moopblep February 14, 2023

talen kember

a gorilla with the largest cock known to mankind

"bro is a talen kember" says jamal

by harambe king of the jingle November 17, 2022

keber

I don't care

Your mother will get mad! "Keber!"

by carlosmiguel July 21, 2003

KerbCrawlingMP

Non affectionate term for greasy, sweatband wearing new romantic.Hobbies - Country and western, fucking livestock in make up etc. His slick of greasy meanderings can be found on internet message boards such as angst @ nme.com as well as faceparty.com, in which he desperatley tries to convince the female populace that the desperate stink of cod in the air isn't coming from under his foreskin.

Residing in Sailsbury, this chap touts himself as the answer to womens prayers.

"Virgin, face resembling a crumpled tea bag, body of a chubby eleven year old" Would probably be closer to the mark.

Probably a bottle of Happy shopper cooking oil.

by Women of earth February 6, 2004

kebert xela

to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.

Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.

Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.

by Kronni January 7, 2008

kernersville

Kernersville is where all the Mexicans go after leaving Mexico

-You live in Kernersville...How many kids do you have ma'am?
-I have Pedro, Felix, Humberto, Roberto, Carlos, Jorge, Carlos jr., Mario, Felipe, Manuel, Halfrida, and Nada.

by Imperial Dragon September 7, 2006

jennifer kerper

The most perfect girl In the entire world , she's nice , cute , adorable , beautiful, gorgeous , kind, sweet , funny, and just so perfect , and Austin just loves her to death ! , They would make a cute couple. If you ever met her your so lucky . Like she's breathe taking when you lay eyes on her .

Perfect . Adorable. Gorgeous. Love her. Jennifer kerper.

by Daniell Austin November 16, 2013