keppra

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.

Ever since Bob's doctor prescribed him keppra his asshole tolerance has been very low.

by jesster79 November 28, 2021

keppie

to suck someones tiny dick whilst playing with a retards balls

ed: i'm off for a keppie

joe: think i might join ya

by dwain pipe March 11, 2007

kepprage

What people automatically assume anyone on keppra is experiencing any time the limits of their asshole tolerance has been reached or the person is otherwise pissed off about something.

Just because he's pissed off it does not mean he's having a kepprage episode.

by Storm Sexxwatt January 7, 2022

kepple

A person who cannot control themselves when they are gambling. They are very impatient when losing and need their money back in no time.

The Kepple walked to the ATM machine because he wanted to sit back down at the BlackJack table.

by Mr Kepple January 1, 2008

Kepplin'

Outrageous, stupid, pathetic.
Something that is an outrage.

Dude 1:The Service at that restaurant was straight up kepplin' dogg.

Dude 2:I know bro.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 29, 2009

keppoing

the onomatopoeia for when someone gets a boner

i was reading it like "keppoing!"
like some kinda comic book sound effect for boners

by lp2005a May 9, 2011

Kepple

A marijuana strain grown in Ireland

Hello, what is up fellow gangster! Would you be interested in purchasing some Kepple? It is on sale now for $4.99 per gram!

by gillern May 17, 2018