ken

The boyfriend of a doll named Barbie. A white rich boy that has the face of a psychopath.

Barbie: Hey Ken
Ken: Hey Barbie
*music*

by Angie Goth December 29, 2016

Ken

Ken is the nicest person ever! He has slick blonde hair and is really hot. He is the best boyfriend and friend anyone could ask for. He is sporty, smart and loves playing music and listening to music. He loves broadway and traveling the world. He will do anything for you. He doesn’t like to open up to people but when he does you love him more. He is super competitive. But has lots of hidden secrets no one knows

I love ken

by Fox19 January 23, 2018

Ken

The act of urinating whilst seated. To Ken, Kenning, Kenned

"Woah, you ken?"

by TherealBug May 29, 2019

ken

to know

Used throughout Scotland.

d'ya ken what i mean?

by dog_on_wheels July 18, 2008

Ken

A male with no sexual attraction or a person that is impossible to imagine having sexual reproductive organs. Dervived from barbie's boyfriend ken who has a void of genitalia.

"I don't fancy him, he's a ken"
"he's a friend but i wouldn't date him, he's a bit of a ken"

by ZoeK June 21, 2006

Ken

The noun 'Ken' is given to people that lactate exceptionally well through their nipples despite being a male. They

typically have the stiffest nipples, thus making it difficult to talk to them as they are so stiff they could seriously injury a persons eye. Ken's tend to 'need' people to accompany them since they can't do anything by themselves, for example, watching anime and going to kensi. Some might argue that he's just a pussy. Despite this fatal flaw, they can be good listeners too. Ken is short tempered and has a considerably lower IQ than a monkey. Before arguing with a Ken be prepared to lose a couple of brain cells as they are so brain dead.

Ken? Huh, what a degenerate. Nice nips mate x

by doctorgoose June 2, 2020

ken

ken is a fine ass black man and kind person, he is brown skin with free forms (a type of dread) he can dress and has shoe game. ken is most definitely a ladies man but when he is in a relationship he is loyal. His love language is physical touch, Ken has a great personality and is basically great at every sport. Ken was raised by his mom and grandma his father was never in his life that's why he respects women so much and he always wanted a girlfriend and loves the feeling of comfort and feeling safe in her arms. Overall ken is a great person.

I wish Ken's fine ass was single.

by inlovewithmyman June 18, 2023