kammered

Drinking $2 blush wine until you pass out.

I got so kammered last night at Justin's party. I drank 2 buck chuck 'til I KO'd on the couch. I'm so gonna do it again tonight and pass out in the hot tub or bathroom stall.

by Mike Jones 2008 October 7, 2008

Kenmerman

Sea creature, often jokingly related to the mythological mermaid, but mail and repulsive. propels itself through the water using excretian, which often interferes with the natural ecosystem of all nearby areas.
Its a close relation of the smelefingafish, found in the amazon , which locates itself in the inner rectum of unknown swimmers, and lives on feces.

Is it a seal? , Is it a whale?--no its only a Kenmerman.

by pogi1alan August 9, 2006

keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

by Monty S March 5, 2008

kedmer

to have neon looking skin

The lady had kedmer.

by 3rd dollar beals March 5, 2016

edmund kemper

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.

edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him

by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021

talen kember

a gorilla with the largest cock known to mankind

"bro is a talen kember" says jamal

by harambe king of the jingle November 17, 2022

kemmel

Someone who is devoid of any intelligence and who only listens to music that the likes of Kerrang tell them to

JJ: Did you see Slayer at the gig last night?
K: No, I watched MCR and Aiden
JJ: You're such a Kemmel

by LemonTeaFTW February 12, 2009