Kenmore, NY is a village inside the town of Tonawanda. It is extremely small and is known to have at least one racist cop for every two streets. Paranoid white people have been moving there since the 50s and voting for higher taxes and strict rulz. Kenmore's roads are always plowed right away and a party of more than 25 underaged drinkers is doomed, this has earned Kenmore a top ten ranking from the American Planning Association in 2009.
Kenmore wishes it was Williamsville but it's not because it shares a border with Buffalo, resulting in many robbings and mischief. Because of this the police are always cracking down hard on drivers and youth. The old people are the most yuppiest kind you can find but the kids are all either emo, hipster or wigbag; they try to act ghetto but everyone knows they're from the whitest suburb around.
The two main highschools: Kenmore West and East both suck at sports but still keep up a pretty good rivalry. Kenmore West had a good team once with running back James Malory
*Kenmore is the jackpot of sexy milfs and highschool sluts. When people turn 18 they more to North Buffalo*
The biggest dream of most Kenmore residents is to possibly move to Amherst or Clarence.
Kenmore wishes it was Williamsville but it's not because it shares a border with Buffalo, resulting in many robbings and mischief. Because of this the police are always cracking down hard on drivers and youth. The old people are the most yuppiest kind you can find but the kids are all either emo, hipster or wigbag; they try to act ghetto but everyone knows they're from the whitest suburb around.
The two main highschools: Kenmore West and East both suck at sports but still keep up a pretty good rivalry. Kenmore West had a good team once with running back James Malory
*Kenmore is the jackpot of sexy milfs and highschool sluts. When people turn 18 they more to North Buffalo*
The biggest dream of most Kenmore residents is to possibly move to Amherst or Clarence.
Oh shit we just entered Kenmore, slow down to five miles below the speed limit, lower the radio, and buckle up.
Generic Black Dude: "yea I was driving in Kenmore and the cops pulled me over and arrested me in front of my daughters for no reason."
Generic Black Dude: "yea I was driving in Kenmore and the cops pulled me over and arrested me in front of my daughters for no reason."
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by Curlyyy_headjordan March 31, 2019
Get the keimora mug.basically if segregation was a place. this school is like swanson in the amount of diversity. but instead of being white it’s latino. the teachers might as well speak spanish as that’s the only language you will hear there. there are a few white kids who go there but by the time they graduate they are fluent in spanish and failing all of their classes.
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Get the keemora mug.A hell hole trashy school filled with all different kinds of people including the obnoxious 8th graders that think they're 18 and can do whatever they want but still watch their Sprout programs when they go home, 9th graders that are literal hell eggs that grind on everything and eat memes and generic cereal think they own this school, 10th graders that feel like they're better than everyone and have been here forever but not really and are nerds, 11th graders who secretly hate everyone and are already in hell, and the awesome 12th grade giants and dwarfs that roam the halls with "grace" and secretly like generic cereals too. Let's not forget our favorite OFFICER COFFEE and the BEST SCHOOL LUNCHES EVER nade out of stds and our weirdos (ya'll all know who you are) and the crappiest lockers, rooms, and our favorite teachers. LET'S GO BLUE DEVILS LET'S BEAT KENMORE EAST :))))))))
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