kehmor 

kehmor \keh'-more\ v -ored; -orage: the act of a male forcing intercourse on another male, in a fashion where the recipiant must grab his own ankles, typically enforced by members of the recipiant's former corporation members who believe the recipiant to be a traitor

Of the many taunts the former slaves of the Minmatar Republic have developed in their hunting of their Amarr foes, few is as vicious as the righteous cry, "Kehmorage!" or "You've been kehmored!". Few, however realize the youthful age of this insult or its coinage by myself and my fellow Minmatar warriors. To illuminate our fellow tribesmen and help them understand the verb's severity I will tell the brief story of the Caldari Kehmor for which the word is named.

Kehmor is a young Caldari of unknown heritage, who has made a living through petty piracy and trading in backwater systems for many years. He was unremarkable in all ways, until an unfortunate turn of fate was suffered. Purchasing a blackmarket, second hand implant from a pirate outpost, he was cursed with a decrease in his already nominal intelligence when the doctor slipped with his scalpel during the implant's installation. From his newly decreased intelligence, Kehmor recieved the rather bright idea to associate himself with one of the many violent sects of the Amarr Empire. For many months the Amarr sect tolerated Kehmor lightly, thinking him an imbecile but hoping he would prove a useful pawn or slave in the immediate future. Kehmor's activities during this period, however began to attract attention, as he was not quite so stupid as many Minmatar believe this day. Seeing an opportunity to sell the sect's secrets to the highest bidder, Kehmor followed his typical Caldari instincts and began probing the blackmarket for buyers. The Amarr, being significantly smarter than Kehmor, held the advantage however, and swiftly discovered Kehmor's traitorous nature. Finding himself in prison, Kehmor was soon to become the recipiant of the very verb which now bears his name. His torture, and the Amarr's decadent, perverse pleasure continued for many weeks, before the Amarr tired of him and jettisoned him through the Amamake-Vard stargate in a common pod. It was there where I was making my weekly supply run to Rens and I discovered his pod. Opening communications with him, he related his story. Mildly amused, I left the traitor in space, not wishing to contaminate the hold of my ship with such a lowly criminal, and continued on my journey to Rens. I related the story of Kehmor the Traitor at first to friends, coining the verbage, "kehmored" in a discussion with the roguish Futher Bezluden. From him the term swiftly spread through pirate and Minmatar space as a taunt, and the rest they say, is history.

Although some may find Kehmor's tale and the verb of his name humorous, I wish to offer a few cautions my fellow warriors and I have learned in its usage. Although Kehmor is of the Caldari race, the severity of the insult conveyed by the verbage of his name, should give anyone pause to call him such. Several Caldari corporations now routinely file lawsuits against those who associate the Caldari race with this individual, considering it a grave insult and slanderous. On a similar note, many younger Minmatar, having been told accounts of of Kehmor's Amarr associations, sometimes file various formal complaints to the Amarr government for jettisoning such abominable refuse as Kehmor and his pod in Minmatar space, polluting the Republic territories. The Amarr, with their dour senses and puritanical zeal, rarely take such complaints lightly, and often follow up by launching the putrified remains of the complainer in a cargo pod through the Amamake-Vard stargate in similar fashion to Kehmor's fate.

You've been kehmored

Your a total kehmor

kehmor by Ushra'Khan September 12, 2005

Kenmore steamer 

Taking a shit in a wash machine

Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

Kenmore steamer by Silver dollar tranny October 5, 2017

Kemora 

Kemora has a great personality and loves to have fun . She really cares about everyone's feelings and she always puts others before herself. Kemora doesn't like drama at all but she stands up for herself when needed. She's a real person with a big heart but most people don't like her because she keeps it to real.

girl : I really love Kemora's personality.
boy : Kemora is the realist sister i've had.

Kemora by unknown 193739197393917 August 7, 2017

Yann Kermorgant 

Stupid French Idiot who chipped a penalty that made leicester lose to cardiff in the play off semi final.

The keeper had time to even dive, get back on his knees and save it.

Why did you chip that penalty man?

I'm Yann Kermorgant

Yann Kermorgant by I AM JAFONJU September 8, 2010

keymora

A black or mixed girl. Beautiful, Loving, Makes Jokes A lot, Usally around 5foot3 or 4, Thick thighs, clout, a leader,very funny

Keymora is a girl you never want to leave.

keymora by MNkool-aid December 6, 2017

Kenmore state high school Brisbane 

a school full of drug uses and eshay teen moms and sluts lol !!!!

smoke more , drink more , Kenmore Kenmore state high school Brisbane

Kenmore state high school Brisbane by likmydik400000000 November 5, 2018

Kemorah 

Someone of great nature, beauty, ediquette, and intellegent.A fucking goddess. She's absolutely gorgeous, and truly amazing. She is known for making people melt on the inside when they see her. She's extremely sassy and in some cases people see her as petty. She a sweet person but it's not a good idea to get on her bad side. She isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Usually has all the boys even thought she thinks she's ugly. She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. Everyone thinks she lives a perfect life but really she takes the little things to heart but no matter how much she’s going through she will be the only one there for you when everyone else has left she will be the one there to wipe your tears away and go through everything with you shes so real, very honest and trustworthy she will never give up on a person. SHE IS HOT AS FUCK, if a Kemorah has ever liked you and you let her go you are a total dumbass

guy #1: Damn Kemorah is cute as hell
guy #2: Right, i’d fuck

Kemorah by Dr.Dannie November 8, 2018