"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."
by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2007
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Ben: Dude I have the biggest crush on Keeley she's so hot, but I'm worried about telling her.
Frank: Just do it man!
Ben: eh maybe next week.
Frank: Just do it man!
Ben: eh maybe next week.
by Bigbootyjudylovethewayyoushake May 16, 2013
Get the Keeley mug.A handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. Also referred to as a "Norman Non-Dom", this is a traditional sex move performed by the inhabitants of Keewatin, Ontario, Canada. This is considered the lowest form of sexual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.
I was at the Rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old Keewatin Handshake in the back. Fuckin' typical.
by KtownLaddy February 9, 2015
Get the Keewatin Handshake mug.Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
by TyRaq September 18, 2018
Get the Keeled over mug.the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.
by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016
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by Dr.Muns August 24, 2009
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