keemed

1. To almost nail something or do something completely perfect, but then fail at the last second.

2. To be screwed over by something.
1. We went golfing and I keemed every shot I made.

2. The scoreboard screwed up and keemed me.
by Black Adam The One March 09, 2017
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Dirty keem

When you lick your partners dirty asshole so clean it begins to ask you about the news.
Guy 1 "My girlfriend asked me to eat out her ass"
Guy 2 "Oh just give her a dirty keem"
Guy 1 "Seem's fun"
by BigDickBee14 March 13, 2017
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The Keem

May be refereed to as "keemstar" or "The Gnome" or "The guy that called Alex-"

The Keem victimised SethTheProgroomer445 along with many other people, during this time, He passed out 1x and spammed a soundboard whenever some guy called NOODLE! spoke.
"NOODLE! SHUT UP NOODLE! JUST SHUT UP! NOOOOODLLLEEEEE SHUT UUP!" - The Keem
by KingMaskedGangb May 13, 2023
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keem

by Joek33m November 30, 2022
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Keem

A slur for someone who has cancer/is on Chemotherapy
She is such a Keem!
by definestar January 30, 2023
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keem

after ejaculation i keem alot so i go to the bathroom to wipe it off
i keemed on my bed and struggled to wipe it off
by GreekNostalgia June 05, 2019
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Keem

A saxy ahh skinny nikka with tattoos

He literally don’t know nun else.. he funny asl doe. Hakkeem can change ya life if he gives you the time of day. Hollywood ahh
If you get the chance , suck the skin off that nigga dic sloppy asf , and throw that ahh back suhhh he skinny so I know he like that shii. #keepyouakeemsuh
by bigdickniggasonlu September 18, 2022
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