kebabtastic

The great feeling of acomplishment after eating a huge kebab with lots of hot sauce. This doesnt apply to small kebabs, as only girls (and arran knott) eat small kebabs, and leave most of it and claim they're full.

"I feel pretty kebabtastic now" (after eating kebab).

by Bleh January 7, 2005

Kebabbed

The person in the middle of a spitroast is suspended by two cocks (one in ass and other in mouth) and spun around like a rotisserie style kabab by the pitmaster that brands (with the brand bitch) and torches the "kabab". If insufficient lube is used the skin on the cock is twisted and torn.

"Dude we had a threesum and she gott kebabbed!"

by wonderful john June 11, 2013

Kebabaholism

The mental and physiological necessity for a variety of spit-roasted kebab meat after consuming large quantities of alcohol. A person afflicted with kebabaholism (a kebabaholic) will seek the nearest takeaway to satisfy their deepest needs.

The student's kebabaholism took hold after his sixth pint forcing him to scrounge and beg for £2.20 in order to obtain his sweet release

by smadgers October 20, 2010

Kebabble

a kebabble is when one chats to one's homie.

If you fancy a kebabble, give me a ring.

by The Great One July 21, 2004

Kebabble

Incoherent foreign speak heard in Kebab houses mostly spoken by greasy men named Stavros

Kebabble:- Cheeeeelie Sose mi freend?
English:- Would you like some chili sauce on your kebab my good fellow

Kebabble:- Ophen owr Whrapped mi freend?
English:- Would you like me to wrap this kebab for you to take home?

by Doc Miles June 9, 2009

kebabadaddy

Used as an expression of surprise

Something explodes behind you and you shout "Kebabadaddy!"

by Buck Rogers June 10, 2006

Kebabbage

A kebab with only cabbage. Perfect for when you're too drunk to ask for a kebab with cabbage.

"I'll have a kebabbage please"

by Sam and Iona March 12, 2016