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keaton speirs

The coolest Canadian Youtuber in existence, this guy (also known as speirstheamazinghd on Youtube) says pointless quotes such as 'ya dingus' and 'that shit'll buff out'. he is also quite into cars, as he owns a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat!
Kid #1: 'Have you heard of Keaton Speirs!?'

Kid #2: 'HeLl YeAh BiTcH!'
by NiKkCrOmPtOnCaNrAp October 5, 2017
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keaton krieger

A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time
Damn girl you're packin bood like Keaton Krieger
by Kim Jong-Dave February 4, 2018
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kattong

Chinese girl who's real name is Katherine Tong, but since everybody is too lazy to call her by her full name, we say Kattong.
Person 1: Hey Katherine Tong
Kattong: OMG!
Kattong: its kattong.. get it right butthole
by wangster April 23, 2005
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Keaston

-a cutie
-warm, chocolate brown eyes
-loves outdoors, playing guitar, making music, playing fartnite, and playing with his doge
-has a beard that he's trying to grow even though his facial hair is good/attractive as is
-loves ass... cream, but is scared of eating ass... but will eventually come around
-likes to get pink eye in his dreams
-an amazing listener and offers support in ways no one else does
-is excellent at holding space for other's emotions
-a brown bear
-lives too far away :(
swiggity swooty Keaston's coming for that booty
by Rayke Caubryn February 16, 2020
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keaton jones

A racist little white boy who cries when his racism catches up to him
Matthew is such a Keaton Jones. He called his coworker the n-word and is ranting on Facebook about getting fired.
by Bearkat5 December 11, 2017
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keaton

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(
Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
by ShellByTheBeach March 6, 2009
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Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis
Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha
by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017
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