person: "Man, did you see that girls picture on facebook?"
person 2: "Dude, you gotta stop keatoning so much."
person 2: "Dude, you gotta stop keatoning so much."
by omomomoh July 04, 2011
Keaton is both a guy and a girls name, if a guy has the name he is very unique. He has stunning blue eyes and the sweetest smile. His personality is the definition of perfect so people often fall in love with him. The fact that he doesn’t want to break anyone he hides that person he holds inside and shows a piece of shit that he acts like, only his true friends get to see the real him. He has most likely had a rough past and only tells the people who he trusts. Once he hate you, he HATES you and holds a grudge against you for years then he finally gets over it but by then you wouldn’t be in contact anymore. So if you want him.. become good friends with him and support him no matter what.
1. Hey why do you like Keaton?
2. His personality is perfect.
1. What are you talking about, he’s a motherfucker!
2. On the inside, no he’s not.
1. Then why does he never show it?
2. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
1. But you fell for him.
2. That’s because he was my best friend.
2. His personality is perfect.
1. What are you talking about, he’s a motherfucker!
2. On the inside, no he’s not.
1. Then why does he never show it?
2. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
1. But you fell for him.
2. That’s because he was my best friend.
by The_Failure October 20, 2019
Keaton is a short guy but usually grows in the summer time🙃he have all the hoes but he don’t like hoes he just won’t a girlfriend❤️He also can play basketball very well
by Harold the dictionary guy March 12, 2018
Keaton is spider man even if you deny it, he loves big black man balls and sucks them on the daily. Who knew spider man had that dawg in him? Keaton is a fat nerd and loves his little white dog. He’s extremely outrageously hot and sexy, on baby✊🏿
by Batman ❤️ June 12, 2023
He’s kinda a bitch, it’s okay tho because he’s the bud of the joke in your friend group. If you know a Keaton he’s usually small very scronny and is a little body. If you have a Keaton in your friend group you usually just keep him around because you feel sorry for him. Oh a ps if you have a sister older or younger watch out the changes are they go for that. Also Keatons usually have attractive moms
by Lol14567 April 05, 2019
Keaton is a very loving and special man. He is very supportive to the people he loves and will always stay by your side. He is cutest the boy you will ever meet with blond hair and brown eyes. He is very committed in relationships and usually dates girls called either Riley or Indy. Keaton is very athletic and loves to run around and play fight with anyone. He doesn't get the best grades but tries to keep them up. He is very funny and loves to joke around. He also is very good at making his girl happy. If you are ever feeling like you need someone to talk to just remember that Keaton will listen to you rant all night long. If he ever says he loves you he means it. If you have a Keaton in your life you are very lucky.
by double ass cheek January 03, 2019
Down to earth, genuine, at times annoyingly aggravating. Passion driven. Creative and intelligent, homeboy can be a Casanova but is a gentleman. Introspective and funny but also a gym bro. Keaton is a very thoughtful individual and will probably marry Ana De Armas or something. Also a grade A weenie, but he's ok I guess
by wolfdragicorn February 05, 2018