Harvey Keitel

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. ranking up there with bobby D and pacino.

Harvey Keitel as "the Wolf" - "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

by kree August 28, 2005

kwite

a floating torso with an annoyingly nice voice and psychic abilities

person 1: woah kwite was wearing masks before they were necessary
person 2: yeah he's either a psychic or a hipster

by hahaha shut up January 11, 2022

kite kook

A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.

omg look at that cloud merchant, what a kite kook

by KiteScooper January 5, 2010

gay as a kite

Someone who is gay, hasn't come out yet, but everyone can see that they're gay.

-Do you think David is gay?
-Yeah, he's as gay as a kite!

by frumbl June 24, 2019

Kwite

A gorgeous floating hoodie man who we should all aspire to be.

"I love Kwite, he's so cool!"
"When is the new kwite video, I can't wait!"

by Encouragement Cactus July 29, 2019

Wilhelm Keitel

Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.

Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Tom Kite

The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.

Tell Mom I love her, Tom Kite just arrived. Shit just got real.

TK is in my veins! He's in my veins!

by Sinc29 February 25, 2010