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Kato Balance Paradox

The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.
Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?

No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
by ThePaloAltoPlug April 29, 2019
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Kato, the Purest Victim

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
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The Kato

When you pick up a street walking prostitute , make her change clothes, take her to a swinger party and trade her for some dudes hot wife
I’m going to pull The Kato this weekend at a swinger party
by Katodevil February 12, 2024
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Kato

look at her! she’s such a kato”
look at her! she’s such a girlboss
by ananasi01 November 22, 2021
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kato ket

she's a kato ket
by yo gay October 15, 2019
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Kato

Sexy, hot, good at cod, gets all the bitches, polo g fan. Kato is super charming he brightens every dark room he enters. He’s someone you can always rely on and trust.
My nigga kato”
by pologisbetter February 13, 2022
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Katos

A mara sov r34 gonner, that enjoys fucxking femboys
by SLaveBoys6969 January 23, 2025
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