Slang term for an agressive rim job. Origins are likely Maori or South Islander descent. Often misspelled as Kapooka.
Geoff said "wow -- that Aussie chick was so dirty she gave me an almost feral rimjob". Response -- "dude, welcome to the land of Kapuka!"
by frogwitt April 19, 2017
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He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
Get the Kapitan Fala mug.Ms Kapetas, the God of Love and happiness, is easily the most beautiful being in the universe. She is often seen with Ms Gondick, her favorite disciple. Ms Kapetas lost half her finger in the African Forests, after she encountered a big buff Arabic man. The big buff Arabic man chopped off her finger, and in retaliation, Ms Kapetas exiled him to C9. He can now be found in the soccer fields, screaming this is bitch, as he still has a severe case of PTSD, from seeing Ms Kapetas's beautiful face. She often hides her face and pretends to be a 200 year old Granny, in order to not make little Latino kids die from her beauty.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
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by The Tomb January 24, 2008
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