by bee-dub December 28, 2005
Get the kanklesmug. by Sarah Coolbeans December 18, 2009
Get the Kanklesmug. a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot
Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.
by FuzzyBoSack October 6, 2006
Get the kanklesmug. kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.
by cutenkooky June 6, 2004
Get the kanklesmug. When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.
by jim = chunky November 25, 2003
Get the Kanklesmug. Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.
'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008
Get the Kanklesmug. by KankleBreakingMaster June 1, 2017
Get the Kanklesmug.