Kallum

Word most commonly associated with complete dickheads.

Common activities of the Kallum are:
- Telling people to kill themselves
- Wallowing in their own self pity
and
Flexing the fact they have mental diagnoses

Person One: Yo you saw joey right?
Person Two: Yeah he's a complete Kallum

by Blueman111 August 4, 2022

kallum noble

Big penis man 👨, Very goofy 🤪 , Stigma 👃🏻, loves kiara 🌮,

Kallum Noble 😢👻🥰👨😫

by diana🥹balzovina April 24, 2023

dirty hayden kallis

when you love getting your balls stomped on by a 364 pounds beast of a women stabbing and pounding your cock with a hammer then you also love getting spit, shit and semen all over your eyes and then you fuck your girl with your broken cock while shes on her period then you pull your broken bloody cock out of her mushy puss then you drink her shit and piss and period blood

yoo hayden did tiffany give you that dirty hayden kallis last night?

by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022

kallissa

She's a great friend and awesome person to be around with

Person 1: where were you
Person 2: I was at kallissa

Person 1: lucky

by Friendzonefriend January 15, 2020

kallutowo

best creator ever

person: I hate kallutowo

me: die

by anonymous February 28, 2021

Kallstrom

The breed that is referred to by the last name “Kallström” is rare. Usually of the white-red tone, they range in many different sizes. Hailing originally from Northern Europe, the migrants dropped the umlaut from above the ‘o’ and continued on to Canada. Here, they marveled at the sports ‘hokey’ and sing-along karaoke. They also tasted for the first time the wine of the gods, beer. When the degrees dropped startlingly, the warm-blooded creatures traveled south into the realm of the US of A. Not all made it out of the blizzard state of Canadia. Those in the US of A settled in farming nations, raising children and sheep. Friends of the Indians, they now have found peace. Anti-social by nature, these creatures have learned to acclimate to the robber baron ways of the US of A.

"Is that a Goolie or a Canuck, eh?"

"Neither...that's a Kallstrom, eh."

by EcObAmIcS January 23, 2009

Kallum

A bubbly, cheerful boy that will light up your day by billions. Very understanding and is adorable. You will not be able to help falling for him. He is most likely dating a Hannah and is very naughty.

"kallum is such a cutie"

by Theslut101 January 2, 2018