jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalanda

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

by stilltexan February 1, 2010

Jalani

A name that means "Mighty Warrior".

Individuals with this name are usually leaders.

Our boss' name is Jalani.

by heavery February 26, 2009

Jalana

an amazingly awesome girl, who's laugh is musical to the ears. She's beautiful, outgoing, and excels in singing, writing, and acting. The Definition of AWESOME.

Wooow, I wish I were Jalana, her life is PER-FECT!

by jep13 April 3, 2011

jaladora

A girl who is down for anything; usually only hangs out with guys; not many girls like her because of her good looks

"Hey you should call Jessica to come kick it, esa si es Jaladora"

by Patronarte805 December 30, 2016

Jalapeno Sky Raisin

A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.

"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."

by Biagio X October 29, 2020

jaladhi

jaladhi is a Sanskrit word for 'ocean'. It is a combination of two words 'jal' (meaning 'water') and 'adhi' (meaning 'in abundance').

Trivia: The word 'Jaladhi' appears in the Indian National Anthem and the Hanuman Chalisa (a widely famous devotional song based on Lord Hanuman)

'jaladhi laaghi gaye achraj naahi' (Sanskrit to English translation: '(He) crossed the ocean which is not very surprising (for someone like him)'

by jaladhi February 5, 2010