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"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
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Welcome to JPJC : THE BEST OF THE WEST ( only got one sch so bobian )
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.
The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.
Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.
But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).
The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.
In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.
The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.
Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.
But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).
The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.
In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
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Me: Come here if u want to suffer bro. While I live, I learn, plus Ultra.
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