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alabama junkyard

When you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they're guys) and then take it in the ass by your inbred mother that is really black. Afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.
Logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly Ryan, and blew his load all over his dick, while logan's black inbred mother fucked him with a strapon. After the anal fucking he was murdered then she said you just got the Alabama junkyard.
by Jmuller April 29, 2012
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african junkyard

When a lot of black people have a massive orgy while drinking lots of alcholic beverages,with an exception of illegal drugs.
"i cant remember shit after the african junkyard last night".
by dakoda and jake January 8, 2009
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Junkyard

You going to the Junkyard for uni>
by EggHeadKimmy May 1, 2018
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junkard

A drunk to lazy to clean the wrecked cars and junk off his property.
Jack lets swing by the junkards place and drop off that old ping pong table.
by dang May 8, 2003
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Human junkyard

A nursing home because that is where they go to dump people. No offence to the residents but many familes use it to dump there old people and then almost never go to see them. There are some of the most pitiful people in the world there. I hope live to get old enough for that.
It makes me depresed when I go to the human junkyard.
by Deep blue 2012 March 3, 2010
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junkyard

A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;

While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.

Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.

He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.

What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
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junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.
Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.
by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008
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