among us jokes

A very unfunny and retarded breed of jokes. Used only by 8-12 year olds and originating around the time that among us got popular, these consist of hopping into random conversations and saying "red sus", "i vented" etc and expecting everybody to laugh at your most definitely funny and humorous joke that is very original and not overused at all

When I make many funny among us jokes but no rational person even lets out the slightest of giggles

by naothns November 9, 2020

jukeball

A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.

Screw women tonight, let's go break some noobs ankles challenging them to jukeball.

by Master of Juke May 16, 2008

Jules Verne

Person that is perfect, unstoppable, and amazing.

She is soo Jules Verne.

by The Darenitic Being July 3, 2011

Dad Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.

Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!

by PeanutbutterPenis November 20, 2013

jakesh

Persian slang word, synonymous with koskesh. Could be used either with an insulting or a friendlier intent depending on the context.

well step out of the car jakesh if youre such a tough guy !

by Jakeshistan August 9, 2010

Jokes Value

1. Phrase

In essence, the phrase "jokes value" is used as incentive for performing and/or taking part in an activity that may appear trivial, useless and possibly offensive at first glance, but in truth is intended for humorous purposes, and humorous purposes only.

It is unlikely, but not impossible for a person that is participating in a "jokes value" activity to derive any utility from the activity itself other than that which is gained from the humour.

2. Noun

A qualitative attribute directed towards an act or activity that an individual or group of individuals perform or an occurrence that yields humour.

Phrase Example:

Dave: Man, what the hell is wrong with you.. why aren't you wearing any pants? It's like -10 degrees outside.

JMarc: It's for jokes value..

or

MV: Ah man you hit her? She's so nasty why did you do that?

Kog: For jokes value

Noun Example:

GG: Man I can't believe they found out I slept with them both!

Marco: Yah that has some serious jokes value, son

by Jmarc20 December 13, 2009

jukebomb

To completely kill the mood at a bar by playing music on the jukebox that is unbefitting of the establishment, such as country at a trendy urban lounge, hardcore rap at a West Virginia honky tonk, or Celine Dion just about anywhere. Will often result in a mass exodus of people, costing the bar hundreds if not thousands of dollars in revenue, and really piss off the bar owner.

Jerry totally jukebombed The Playaz Club on Saturday night by queuing up 20 consecutive Michael Bolton songs. The place was packed before it started, but by the end of the third Bolton song, it was so quiet that you could almost hear crickets chirping.

by Nicholas D February 27, 2009