Jizzstain Judy

The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.

Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."

Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"

Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."

Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."

Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."

by Pat Clements January 20, 2009

Paul Andrew Judy Jr.

Paul Andrew Judy Jr. is a spanish wizard, he averages a 97 with his magnificent and straight up elite ability to use quizlet and google translate. He is world renowned for his superb comebacks i.e. your mom, no you, kys, etc.

Google Chrome: I want to congratulate Paul Andrew Judy Jr. for his hard work on his Spanish work
Paul Andrew Judy Jr.:Thank you

by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Judenfreude

pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Jews.

I punched Moshe in the face. Judenfreude.

by juden1982 July 13, 2010

Big Booty Judy

A Female with a large behind. Her name doesn't even have to be Judy. If it twirks, then it works.

We gon go down and see Big Booty Judy today.

by LaTron July 9, 2007

Jadynn

A strong, intelligent, beautiful woman. She is great in bed, also very athletic. She is the type of person you wish you were.

Man look at Jadynn! She is so hot!

by MsDr.Pepper September 30, 2016

Jadyn

The most wonderful girl and she will always be by your side no matter what and when she meets a guy she’s loyal. Jadyns are really funny they have a great personality. They are very lovable. They are also very beautiful

Oh look that girl is really funny beautiful, loveable, and loyal must be a Jadyn

by Clay32 May 2, 2018

judge judy'd

To be called out on a lie and then have the truth totally screw you.

You sure did get judge judy'd in there.

by SiriusPain September 25, 2010