JPS (Jessel Polarity Syndrome)

A level of psychosis that causes a person to change from nice and polite to rude, manipulative and deceptive.

I noticed that Sally was showing signs of JPS when she offered to help me with my homework and then later denied me that help.

by Wendy Chan September 9, 2005

JPS

A Jamaican slang for "how come?"

Boy: I'm not gonna be able to go clubbin' with y'all tonight.
Girl: JPS?

by swmfrddy December 21, 2012

jps

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

by afextz September 30, 2004

JPS

Acronym in spanish for 'together forever'
'juntos por siempre'

Her: Iloveyou baby
Him: iloveyou too babe
Her: Jps?
Him: Yes babee forever

by gigilove November 11, 2011

JPS

Acronym for "Justine P. Saying" which has become a cutesy term for "Just Saying"

Lisa A: That book is pure trash. Just saying.
Lisa B: That book is pure trash. Justine P. Saying
Lisa C: That book is pure trash. JPS

by hardwiredforfun July 17, 2012

JPS

Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.

if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.

by Action Steve June 11, 2006

jps

A sequence in this specific order:

Jerk-Poop-Shower

Yo man, I'm gonna go home tonight and JPS it.

I JPS'd it so hard last night.

by jps4985498459458 November 5, 2010