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Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.
Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!
by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021
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nenos jona

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.
"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"
by number 111 June 3, 2009
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JohnAnthony

A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend
JohnAnthony is so cool
by sexysugarman17 December 20, 2020
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Jaynaya

The most amazing person you could ever meet. She has every single positive trait you could possibly think of and she makes you feel happier than absolutely anything in all of existence. You are thankful to have her in your life and everybody loves her, especially people named Ethan who loves her the most. She is so special and you would do anything for her. I love you Jaymay
Wow, I love Jaynaya more than absolutely anything!
by Edeboy January 11, 2021
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Joana Ceddia

An Icon.
girl you are a Joana Ceddia like come on you can't deny it.
by xx_181920_xx February 13, 2019
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Jonacide

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)
by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009
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