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Josied

the term given when a person goes "on the piss". It usually involves the consumption of copious amounts of alchohol, followed by fist shaking outbursts accentuated by loud roars, the greatest of dance moves, black outs, random text tattoos on no-no places and of course the morning after vomits!
Ted "So are you going on the piss tonight or what?"
Bill " Oh yeah I am definitely getting Josied tonight!"
by fingermoustache July 8, 2010
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Joshed

The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.
Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!
by Amazing_Tangerine March 11, 2015
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josed

Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.
Dude, this implementation is josed!
by Trey Harris November 9, 2006
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Josseline

A Latina girl who's mother misspelled her name.

Josselines are usually teased & called Jose but they lowkey know they all wish they had a unique name like her.
Josselines tend to be very Athletic & easy going. You would find them in a group of friends partying & doing dumb dares.
Josselines are very beautiful & fun people.
Wow have you seen the new girl?

Yeah she has a nice ass

Yeah I know!

You know her name?

I think it's Josseline

Ohhh that makes sense
by Wavy Walter July 25, 2016
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you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.
omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009
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Josselle

beautiful, pretty, nice, smart, cool, popular :) i love that Josselle!!!!! <3 : ex: wow she is such a Josselle!!!
ex: wow she is such a Josselle!!!
by ilovejj March 18, 2011
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JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.
by triktrik January 25, 2015
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