Jocked Up

To get ready to battle or go to war.
Put on your gear and game face.

The warrior was jocked up and ready to go do some killing.

by Jerry Nelson September 29, 2010

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joked

a verb to describe being high, stoned. the word can be used in multiple ways.

1) yo man, i'm so joked.
2) yo you wanna go joke?
3) dude, you're too joked.
3) well, then don't joke.
4) wanna go joke a toke?

by Rustblade October 18, 2004

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A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them better understanding of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any third party observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face retaliation from the Jorsked beast.

The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.

"Man, I just drank a fifth (750ml) of Majorska all by myself. I'm so Jorsked, but I know I'm good to drive."

"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."

by M.M.A. December 1, 2006

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