Jordaneske

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007

Jordanette

A wet willy

OMG your such a Jordanette!

by Marry Burgess January 13, 2009

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordanne

verb

1. The inability to take drugs and continue on a night out

2. To spiral deep into a K hole to the point of no return

Ahh yeah I got so messed up I pulled a jordanne last night

I pulled such a bad jordanne last night ffs

by langside October 5, 2018

Jordanne

A crazy, know it all who likes trying to be in control, but fails everytime.

“Did you hear how Jordanne was with her boyfriend at the mall?”
“Yea, she really bit the dust on that one..”

by Thatguy1521 June 15, 2021

Jordanette

A sloppy wet male part.
more commonly seen after sex.

last night i had a jordanette

by Mary Burgess February 9, 2009

Jordyne

Jordyne: Unique spelling of the country/river by the name Jordan. Also a particularly cool, talented person with a love of theatre.

Girl 1: Dude, you did a phenomenal job in that play! You are SUCH a Jordyne.

Girl 2: Thanks!

by Candlestick Jay March 31, 2009