jordan

another way of saying the number 23, used in instances whereas somebody might ask how old you are.

Frank: Happy birthday. How old are you now?

Mike: Jordan.

by TonyTheAnt November 28, 2006

jordan

extremely tall person

The boy is jordan, he scares me

by keista May 22, 2006

jordan

an amazing friend who can easily go off on you. she is very pretty and all the guys go after her. her and daniel like each other a lot but just won't admit it . her favorite thing to say is dammmmmm and shes very athletic she loves volleyball and she has an amazing bestfriend named la'nyah

look at jordan go

by loverboyyyy May 6, 2019

jordan

jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.

1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."

by castlering May 25, 2019

jordan

Beautiful smart girl with a bad Ass attitude, she's very athletic and is loved by all watch out she'll steal your man , and will make more money than you will in a lifetime

Wow that's a jordan

by ueahjojo March 13, 2017

jordan

when someone is lying about unbelievable feats and accomplishments.

Darryl: As a High school senior 1986 I lead Westchester County in three pointers.

Elliot: There were no three pointers in High school in 1986.

Another friend yells out (Jordan) indicating Darryl is lying

by teamnegativetweet January 26, 2012

jordan

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!

by C-Doggy October 5, 2006